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"...No, it's not much of a punchline. But perhaps owning gold will at least
raise a smile..."
FOR THE BEST PART of seven years, it was a real no-brainer: Buy
Gold, sell the Dollar.
Why? Because every day was a GUDD day:
Gold Up, Dollar Down...
That's how my former colleague (well...boss) - Bill Bonner of Agora Inc. -
christened the phenomenon in his Daily
Reckoning. And thanks to the Federal Reserve slashing its rates way below
everyone else, it's how things were pretty much day-in, day-out between 2002
and the end of 2008.

The trade worked in reverse too, however. Dollar up? Gold down.
Which meant investors sat on the wrong side of either got whacked when the
no-brainer finally proved to be brainless last year.
First both the Euro and gold got smashed, starting in spring 2008. Versus
the up-start challenger for "reserve currency status", the Dollar recovered
one-half of its 2002-2008 losses inside just 3 months (July to Oct. '08). Versus
the dumb lump of metal - which it had usurped 50 years earlier - the Dollar
knocked gold back by one-third.
But then - this year...and only so far in '09 - anyone selling the Dollar
for Euros while Buying
Gold also got a real brain-ache on top.

Call it diversion, call it decoupling, or call it a cab if you must.
But given the political, financial and capital risks facing the European single
currency right now, we guess it means gold now stands apart as the safe haven
of choice.
Treasuries are out...unless you think earning 2.5% per year until 2039 is
a safe bet. Clearly bond buyers don't, selling 30-year notes lower from New
Year's - and pushing yields more than one per cent higher - even as world equities
dumped over one-sixth of their value.
So the dash for cash of course means buying Dollars for now. Especially as
the greenback's challenge for world domination is hamstrung by its weak friends
and neighbors.
The World
Bank said Baltic states "look particularly bleak" on Friday. Germany's
finance department both denied and confirmed it's going to launch joint-issuer
bonds with the Eurozone's feeblest members. "The banking problem in Europe
is becoming more severe," chipped in Nouriel
Roubini, serial laugh-a-long doomster, to Bloomberg TV.
"You have a series of countries that are really in trouble," he added, ribbing
the Baltic states, Hungary, Belarus and Ukraine. Hence the ongoing rise of
the Dollar against the politically stretched single currency. Hence the clear
Dollar-hedge of Buying
Gold alongside - you know, just in case the greenback starts sinking, even
as the world's other main paper slides further.
"We're going to add $4 trillion to $5 trillion to the US public debt over
the next few years," chirrups Roubini, ever the joker. "Down the line, maybe
two or four years, there may be a downgrade of even the United States."
Boom-Boom? Well, no...It's not much of a punchline. But perhaps holding gold
will at least raise a smile if things really do take a turn for the worser.
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