Going out to clean a windshield shocked me with a vision that sent shivers
down my spine...
A few days ago, I went to clean the bugs off the windshield of my car. As
I walked into the garage, I was sickened with a premonition.
In this glimpse of the future, only one car was left in the garage -- the
older one. The newer one was sold to satisfy Richard Russell's need to "cover
our dollar shorts". What a pretty way to say "out of money"!
Like Cuba today, in this future we spend an inordinate amount of time polishing
and maintaining our treasured vehicles. Instead of 1950s vintage Chevys and
Fords, in my version we care for turn-of-the-century SUVs and luxury machines
that once were had for a song. Back when money was free. When money was cashed
out of house equity. Before reality reasserted itself and depreciating assets
again started to... well... depreciate.
We couldn't have used two cars anyway; we couldn't afford the gas. Like Japan
today, everyone in this neighborhood of the future has a gem of a vehicle tucked
away in a garage or shed. But actually driving it? That's a once-a-month special
occasion! Okay, I exaggerate... not that frequently.
Many of us with jobs telecommute. That's one thing that never stopped improving...
bandwidth from the office... bandwidth to the curb... bandwidth to the home.
Now we work singly or in teams right from home. No expensive energy wasted
getting to work any more. The social aspects of the office environment are
gone, but that helps control expenses. And because we are "consulting professionals",
the pesky issue of minimum wage doesn't apply. We can now compete directly
with other professionals around the world.
The bulk of those employed work for the government in one capacity or another.
Minimum wage applies to those jobs. By law, all work for the state must
be done in-country. Those are highly coveted jobs.
At least we didn't lose our homes. But we couldn't escape them, either. The
bankruptcy protection laws are off the books. The easy way out of yesteryear
is gone. The holders of mortgage paper don't want the old houses anyway. The
norm is 50-100 year mortgages that we pass on to our children. What's the big
deal? We passed along the federal and state debts. This is just the private
sector's contribution...
At this point, the enfolding horror was just too much. I took a deep breath
and pulled away from the wall in a daze, rag and Windex in hand. It couldn't
really get that bad! How could the collection of village idiots we have elected
or indirectly had appointed over us let policies reach their logical conclusion?
No way! I wiped the bugs off the glass and the silly thoughts from my mind.
I went out that day to enjoy the calm before the storm. I continue to pretend
it can't happen. Not here!