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Several years ago the late Screamin' Jay Hawkins released a hit song called "I
Put a Spell on You" that a designer jeans company recently used to market its
product on television.
The point of the commercial was simple. The jeans were magical and any guy
who donned a pair would instantly enjoy the ability to put a spell on attractive
girls. Webster defines the word spell as "seemingly magical power or irresistible
influence; charm, fascination."
Hawkins, who died in 2000 at age 70, was noted for his stage antics, often
emerging from a coffin carrying a cigarette-smoking skull, singing his hit
and reminding his audience that "smoking is bad for you, look at Henry."
Though not Webster's definition, a spell has also been defined as "a willingness
to believe so powerful that it triumphs over contrary evidence." And when it
comes to the world of Wall Street, investing and economics, it's this second
definition that most interests us.
Many investors appear to be missionary-zeal convinced that the Federal Reserve
has inflation under control. Yet gold recently hit a near 25-year high and
commodity indexes in 2005 enjoyed their fourth consecutive year of double-digit
gains as investors poured $6 billion into commodity-index funds. And the energy
picture, though prices recently backed off recent highs, appears as muddled
if not more so than ever given geopolitical turmoil and what at best can only
be described as an unclear supply-demand equation.
At the beginning of 2005 nearly everyone was convinced, including the Great
Omaha Sage, Warren Buffett, the dollar would falter severely, only to end the
year on the upside. On the international scene few even among those most bullish
expected the Japanese market to liftoff the way it did. And 2005 was another
year in a string of years since the 2000 TMT crash that technology shares,
like a vanquished former hero, were to triumphantly reappear, capturing invertors'
hearts and putting some spiff back into their portfolios. Likewise, those who
believed long-term Treasury bonds would face rough sailing in the high seas
of rising interest rates and shorted them got fooled too. Ditto with consumers.
As a famous retiring American general once noted: "Old soldiers never die.
They just fade away." Consumers did neither in 2005. And ala O.J. Simpson people
like Sir Alan and Ben Bernanke are still gazing skyward and mumbling "Thank
you, thank you!" under their breaths.
Though it's still too early to tell, 2006 is also supposed to be the year
of BCR, Big Cap Revenge, putting an end to the long, dominant small-cap performance.
To date the Small Cap Russell 2000 is up nearly 5 percent while its large cap
brethren continues to bring up the rear. Another current dyed-in-the-gray matter
belief seems to be the economy has become less volatile; thus, investors can
live with lower risk premiums. The bond market is a classic example. Such spell-casting
thoughts give the impression that valuations as such can be much higher. According
to this view, worrying about historically high p/e ratios is the hobgoblin
of petty, just-don't-get-it minds.
Turn on the financial news any day of the week and you can catch some market
Svengali citing technology as the place for rich rewards in 2006. And it may
be, sooner or later, that is. Most of these people are card-carrying members
of the fake-it-until-you-make-it crew. Predict something long enough and strong
enough and it will eventually happen. A neighbor's pet aardvark one moonless
night late last fall eloped to Las Vegas with another neighbor's prize armadillo.
But the news hardly fazed anyone in the neighborhood because another neighbor
with an Ouija board a couple of blocks over had been predicting it for five
years. Recall too that Svengali was the evil hypnotist in the 1894 novel Trilby by
George DuMaurier.
Most of these television sorts are financial talking heads. One guy, a so-called
market strategist, was on so often and wrong for so long rumor has it his mother
threatened to disown him. Most of these people put a spell on themselves. If
all this has a familiar ring (as in new paradigm or just-in-time inventories,
which by the way were around in the 1920s), you might be catching on to the
spell-putting business.
A kiss may still be just a kiss and a sigh just a sigh, but you need to remember
this: Be cautious. Do your homework or else they might put a spell on you and
your portfolio.
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