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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt
pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost
its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." ~ Mitch Hedberg
I sell investment real estate in the San Francisco Bay Area. Have been for
25 years. It's a nice business. I've enjoyed it, and I value my
clients.
My pappy's a realtor. My grandpappy was a realtor. My uncle's
a realtor; so is my brother. Heck, some of my best friends are realtors (and
it takes a big man to admit that).
That's why it pains me to give you the bad news, to wit: Real estate
in America is officially dead. But only for a generation or so.
In other words, it is time to sell all of your real estate, save for possibly
your home. If you don't, you will likely regret it. You will gradually
watch all of your equity disappear into thin air. And then, unless you have
little debt against it, you will likely lose your property to foreclosure.
It's as simple as that.
The far better strategy is to sell now, even if you are disappointed with
the selling price, take your equity (less any capital gains taxes you must
pay) and put it into safe, interest-bearing cash-equivalents for a while. Do
not put it into the stock market. Do not fiddle with bonds. Don't buy
gold (for now, anyway). Stay away from the other metals. Just sit there. Don't
be cute. Stop annoying your brother. And try not to be smug. Exercise that
virtue known to Job as patience.
Eventually you will be able to buy all the real estate you want, probably
including the stuff I'm happy to sell for you now, for literally nickels
on the dollar.
I have talked Asset Deflation enough that I'm a light shade of blue
in the face, but allow me once again to introduce myself: My name is Steve
Moyer and I will be the host of Safehaven's upcoming new series, "CSI
America: What the Hell Happened to Real Estate?!" which will be dominating
the headlines for the next decade or two.
In case you haven't noticed, or choose to stick your head in the sand,
or don't know much about investment manias and credit bubbles, or think
that real estate values "always go up in the long run," or believe
that just because Ben Bernanke's Fed has a printing press, they can compel
ordinary Americans to borrow increasingly reckless amounts of money, allow
me to be the one to pour a big bucket of ice water over your head. The fact
is, we have officially entered the frightening, post-NASDAQ-bubble, post-subsequent-real
estate-double-bubble, credit-contracting, asset-deflationary portion of the
75 year cycle. So buckle-up for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, people, because
there is no looking back at this point. Mark my words, it's going to
be nauseating.
If you were able to see LVI Services Inc. implode the venerable old
Stardust Hotel in Las Vegas a week ago, well, that was a fitting representation
of what the coming real estate market will look like in the United States.
The big difference is that the Stardust implosion happened on purpose; the
real estate version will be a little less swift, a lot more decisive and considerably
more painful for most Americans.
If you're a financial news junkie like I am, you're reading numerous
stories on a daily basis of men and women across America walking away from
their homes (and, in some cases, dozens of families moving out of entire neighborhoods).
Shinola has begun to hit the real estate fan, beginning with the houses purchased
at artificially-high prices, no money down and idiot loans during the housing
bubble's terminal, methamphetamine-driven "last run up" in
2005 and 2006.
Foreclosures are up 79% in California; in Florida they've nearly doubled
compared to the same period last year. Nevada's foreclosure rate is up
77%. Colorado, Georgia and Michigan report the same tales of woe. Ohio's
Cuyohoga County, where folks have abandoned neighborhoods and thieves steal
cabinets and copper pipe from vacated homes, has seen its foreclosure rate
increase sixfold since 1995. 2,100,000 households in America were said to be
in default as of year-end, 2006. Teaser loan payments are rising, home values
are falling, and "greater fools" are no longer stepping into the
breech to save anyone's financial day.
We're still in the early stages of Foreclosure Mania and nowhere
near the point of full recognition, but even at this point, lenders and homebuilders
have begun walking away from their obligations just as quickly as those poor,
unsuspecting subprime and zero-equity borrowers.
The first-wave victims of the housing bubble implosion are tapped out and
must begin their lives anew with statistically no savings. I suppose that means
they will no longer be buying flat-screen TV's, new trucks or trinkets
from the "Things You Don't Need On Any Basis" store for a
while. And you know those Mercedes-driving, $700 purse-toting realtors, loan
brokers, appraisers and title company folks? They'll be hunkering down
for the foreseeable future, too. How about the subprime, predatory and other
assorted, irresponsible lenders and mortgage "securities" dealers?
I imagine they've stopped buying original Monets and Picassos at this
point but, hey, I'm just guessin'.
All together now -- can you say, "drag on the economy?" All
of this -- and it's really just beginning -- is only going
to make matters even worse.
Eventually, everyone will come to the realization that 1) just like when the
NASDAQ bubble burst back in 2000, real estate values are going down, down,
down, then 2) that this time it's not a "normal real estate cycle" but
instead a relentless, post-bubble and post-bubble-bubble real estate deflation
that we expect will have no historical rival.
That realization will pervade the consciousness of real estate buyers across
the board, as they hear about ever-more distressed and foreclosed inventory
competing with already-languishing housing stock. Buyers will conclude that,
just like computers, "prices will be lower next year" and they
will demand significantly discounted prices; sellers who resist selling now
will find an even weaker market and a greater dearth of buyers with each passing
year. Nightly news reports will further the psychology, and that dampening
mind-set will spread to all real estate types: office and retail buildings,
industrial and income property, single lots and land. The implosion of the
real estate bubble will quickly translate to snap-the-pocketbook-shut consumer
spending, declining rents, more bankruptcies, a moribund job market and fire-sale
drops in real estate prices. Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, bank and lending crises
are sure to be sprinkled on top of that soggy cereal at some point, too.
Surviving lenders, under constant pressure due to rampant foreclosures, will
make lending standards increasingly more stringent and loans more difficult
to procure, meaning more equity will be required to buy property. But Americans
have been living on borrowed money and have no such equity; they've been
conditioned to borrow to buy things because they assumed that the value of
their homes would continue to bail their finances out forever. Another segment
of the buying marketplace will therefore be lopped off.
As time goes by, those in a position to buy will consider real estate not
worth the headaches and a bad investment, to boot. It goes without saying that
the real estate market's take-down, concurrent with its attendant, severe
and involuntary credit contraction, a stock market pratfall, not enough U.S.
savings, the corresponding liquidity crunch and an inevitable value decline
in all asset classes will mean that anyone left with 2005-2007 cash will come
out the winner.
In my opinion, the ultimate affect of the real estate bubble -- and
its mostly unanticipated implosion -- is that the entire asset class
will fall out of favor for many years, possibly for a generation. Only a
select few will benefit -- those who had the foresight to sell now and
squirrel away the money safely before the real anguish begins.
I applaud anyone who has stepped away from the mainstream long enough to consider
my unprostituted takes. You are to be commended for at least listening to my
point of view and for considering the idea of taking action before it's
too late. You have the chance to see the still-manageable snowball forming
up near the top of a giant, powder-covered mountain. You're one of the
lucky ones who can step aside before a slushball bigger than the planet Mercury
rolls down and flattens you (and all of your neighbors) like a gnat.
(Be on the lookout for my upcoming follow-up article on Safehaven, Asset
Deflation: The New Rules of Real Estate. I expect to have it out in a
week or two. It will give you a jump on the real estate game in the
coming environment. As always, we welcome your feedback. Our last
article produced our greatest response to date and I apologize if I did not
have the chance to respond to every inquiry. From what I read in those emails,
I have every confidence our readers will be able to survive the impending
mess).
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