November 29, 2007
Welcome to the World of Dr. FrankenFinance!
by Reggie Middleton
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Many of the large institutions that are the bellwethers of industry (certain
industries, at least) are the victims of Dr. FrankenFinance. Due to the machinations
of Doctorates of Philosophy (PhDs), who are much smarter than I am (academically
at least), there has been an explosion of financial activity in the past decade.
From off balance sheet structures to insured debt, to the securitization and
sale of balance sheet liabilities, these doctors (known in today's parlance
as financial engineers) have enabled companies to do what just a decade or
two before had been considered impossible and just the stuff of fantasy. But
wait, did they truly weave magic? Or was it the result of financial alchemy?
Or was it just pure, old fashioned math? Well, whatever it was considered in
its creation, it can now be now considered... A Monster!

Why a monster, you ask? Well, The Doctors' FrankenFinance have enabled corporate
America (and corporate Europe and Asia as well, I just don't have the time
to cover them in this blog piece), to bring to life certain aspects of the
profit cycle that were heretofore non-existent. Examples of which are:
- profiting from assets that do not drag down ROA and ROI metrics (i.e.,
holding business assets off balance sheet);
- funding operations with "disappearing" liabilities (i.e., holding liabilities
off balance sheet);
- creating the unlimited balance sheet by writing loans off of someone else's
balance sheet (i.e., loan securitization otherwise known as OPM - other people's
money); and
- using allegedly 3rd party opinions from companies with highly conflicted
interests in conjunction with insurance and guarantees from companies levered
over 100x to sell junk bonds as AAA .
Yet, you see, these distortions of financial nature have truly indeed created
monsters. Let's take a look:
- Off balance sheet accounting: When Dr. FrankenFinance takes things past
the alchemical and into the mysticism of Voodoo, we get ... Zombies.
Lennar, the nation's largest homebuilder, is borderline insolvent. Click
the zombie link to see my analysis. Long story, short - this would not be
the case if they were not allowed to sock half of their debt away from investors'
eyes. Or at least, investors would have had a chance to value the company
accordingly. To make matters even worse, up until yesterday, the nation's
largest bank (and itself a prime benefactor/recipient cum victim of FrankenFinance
science, see below) has been issuing
bullish buy reports on this company and its entire sector for months.
- More off balance sheet accounting: Citigroup, BofA, HSBC,
JP Morgan Chase and all of the other major SIV (structured investment vehicle)
vendors. The monster behind the madness of these guys' creations have come
home to roost.
- Using other peoples money: The problem with this aspect of FrankenFinance
is that it breeds irresponsibility. If you make loans and it ain't your money,
you really don't give a damn who pays it back and who doesn't. These geniuses
only considered the short term ramifications of such actions though. In the
intermediate term, we get companies like... American
Home Lending, Countrywide and Washington
Mutual.
- Using allegedly 3rd party opinions from companies with highly conflicted
interests in conjunction with insurance and guarantees from companies levered
over 90x to sell junk bonds as AAA: Here we have the Scary
Halloween Tale of 104 Basis Points where we delved into the inner machinations
and secrets of MBIA, and the subject of my next dark missive - Ambac Financial
(which should be online in an hour or two).
I want to be clear on my perspective - the current credit malaise was not
caused by subprime mortgages, it was caused by lax underwriting due to banks
being able to write loans through securitizations in lieu of through their
balance sheet (which would have forced accountability). Since it was not their
money they were lending, prudence was thrown to the wind. The easy money of
the credit bubble (which enabled imprudent amounts of leverage in both consumers
and corporations) led to a real estate bubble, all topped with lax underwriting
of exotic and poorly understood instruments sold to consumers (corporate and
household) who were far from equipped to understand the ramifications of such
products (not to mention greedy and imprudent themselves).
Thus, this is not a subprime contagion, but a poor underwriting contagion
- and as such will not be contained in any single credit area. Consumer finance,
residential mortgage, commercial mortgage, corporate lending - all are showing
the signs of the "other people's money" or OPM phenomena - and it has NOTHING
to do with subprime! Despite what the media pundits would have you believe.
To take you through the quick timeline of how we got to where we are today:
- It started with the invention of financially engineered methods of extending
one's balance sheet past the confines of any individual company or lender,
via securitizations and off balance sheet vehicles. This was thought to be
a wonderful invention, for it allowed for nearly limitless loan making amongst
other activities, as well as the wide dispersion of risk to avoid risk concentration
and supposedly lower the risk of insolvency. Oh yeah, I forgot one other
thing - it marshaled in the era of EXTREME leverage for companies and institutional
investors alike (read Ambac, MBIA, Lennar, LTCM, etc.);
- Next up, and seeming unrelated was the media induced, yet actually productivity
supported Internet boom/bubble, which caused a mania in equity investing
and startups as a result of the first paradigm shift (i.e, internet), since
the one caused by the personal computer some 35- 40 odd years earlier.
- This mania was quelled by the requisite popping of said bubble. This popping
was also the start of the greatest financial experiment in the history of
this country, "The
Great Global Macro Experiment".
- This aforementioned experiment appeared to work well at the time, apparently
lifting the US economy out of recession and sparking a globally risky asset
bull market, but there were hints of problems, primarily when the alchemist
at the helm noticed that he totally lost control of market interest rates.
- The global bull market turned into a global bubble market, with risky assets
soaring up to, past, and then astronomically beyond anything that could be
considered fundamentally sound. The kicker in this part of the timeline is
that the riskier (aka, the more illiquid) the asset, the more it seemed to
soar. This in, and of itself should have been a red flag to many, albeit
hindsight is always 20/20.
- This global bubble, like the one that preceded it just a year or two earlier,
pops (as all bubbles do, from tulips to gold dust)! It brings with the bursting,
much more than the previous bubble did for it encompasses something that
nearly all people have and need - not stocks, but a place to live. This burst
bubble pierces finance, real estate development, holding and investment,
ancillary services, retail and wholesale, and reaches around the globe. Unlike
the tech stock bubble, this bubble held real assets and arcane, untraded
derivatives - assets or at least simulacrums thereof, that are very hard
to trade with very high spreads and transaction costs - and that is in good
times.
- As a reaction to this mess, our new Alchemist at the Helm, Mr. Bernanke,
has dropped rates again and will probably drop rates significantly further.
Even if he doesn't, rates are already very close to historical lows. This
is being done to accomplish what the previous Alchemist at the Helm valiantly
tried to accomplish, that is prevent recession. We are trading recessions
for bubbles, on what seems like a regular basis. Will this experiment work
for the recession fighters this time around? I am not smart enough to answer
that question, but I do know one thing for a fact. As a professional investor,
I need to be on the lookout for the next Experimental bubble!
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Reggie
Middleton
Reggie Middleton, LLC
Perpetual Interests, LLCTM
http://boombustblog.com/
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